F*CK IT ALL Pen Set

Five black-ink retractable pens on a carded board, each one carrying its own printed line, for the day diplomacy has clearly stopped working.

They write like any other pen, which is the whole joke. The message only lands when somebody borrows one in a meeting and actually reads what is printed on it.

Firmly a gift for a friend and not for a client. Best for the colleague with a dark sense of humour, a desk at home, or a birthday where a card would have been far too polite.